从《后花园》偷来的妙文

潜进koon的后花园偷来这篇妙文，不敢独占，与大家分享。
我在Problems中加了个Menage（家务管理）和Mendacious(好说谎的---当然是指Man啦！)。

Men字首英文形容给女人带来困扰的，其实多不胜数，全部罗列，有一匹布那么长。

从哪里来，回到哪里去,这是Man的坚持。
但Man从来不会反省，总是说“Whole trouble is the hole!"。


男和女

这是同事传来的一则笑话。先声明，太认真的人，请不要看。看了要骂人的，请也不要骂我。这个不是我写的，也不代表我的立场。今天是星期一，只是希望你们看了少一点Monday blue。

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
MENage
MENdacious

GUYnecologist AND …………