关于太空人的网上笑话

这是从佩佩的<秘密花园>里偷来的网上笑话。
重复她的声明：记住哦！一切只是笑话，不要来炸我。

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American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut
Datuk N was thinking about sending somebody into space.
Three potential can-or-nauts were called for aninterview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
N interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?"Muthu replied: "Ten million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks N.
"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!"replied Muthu.
"That's understandable," says N. "Thank you ..Please ask the Malay guy to come here,"So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Alamak!...20 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.
"Twenty million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you asked for only ten million."
"You see, Datuk," explains Mat, "I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!"
"I see," says Datok N. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"
The Chinese guy comes in and N asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "30 million."
N appears shocked. "What?!? 30 million! Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons N to come closer.He quietly whispers into his ear,"Datuk, you take 10 million, i take 10 million, and then use the extra ten million, send that aneh to space lah!"
And...the Muthu was finally sent out to space.....